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zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via jonophobias)

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moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

(Source: moistwilly, via disowns)

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panischeangst:

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via disowns)

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"3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you."

— Ten Word Story #11 (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: mingdliu.com, via be-weird)

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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